Feeling a little too dry in your automobile lately? Well you’ll be pretty steamed up after you order this bargain Moist Air Car Humidifier. Its abundant Negative Ions will be no match for the negative balance in your bank account after you pony up $111,121.26. Of course, its a jungle out there, and this handy 12 volt device can turn your car into a tropical paradise. You bring the coconuts. No news on whether it comes with a tin foil hat to block gamma rays. …. BREAKING NEWS: tin foil hat has been changed out by command of very tall gray men with big vertical almond eyes which seem to be looking right through me and yes I will get on the table … hey, what are you going to do with that huge ….!